- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

pudding

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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