- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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