What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

the economy.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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