- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.