Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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WNBA

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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