- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

dyslexic's Untie

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Velcro. What a rip off.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Ben Affleck

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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