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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

1+1=2

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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