Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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