- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

The New York Giants

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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