Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Anti Joke

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