- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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