- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

whats brown and booky a book.

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