- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Wolfjob.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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