- Anti Joke

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Burp

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead