Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

autistic kids rock

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Jesus Christ

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

a black guy hates chicken.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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