- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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