- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

My three children are three big mistakes.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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