Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

How do you make a car? You build it.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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