- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What's red and has wheels? A red car

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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