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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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