- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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