- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Y u do dis?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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