Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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