- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Women's rights

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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