Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

WOw you have no life

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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