OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

mental kid

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Mooses

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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