Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

mental kid

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Mooses

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what came first the chicken or the chips

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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