An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

run farther?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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