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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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