HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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