- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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