drew edminstin is a rat

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Anti Joke

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