- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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