- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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