- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

What comes after 23? 24.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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