Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Guest what in the butt

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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