Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

the power to turn magnetism into light

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How about that airline food?

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Sarah Palin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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