- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

How you know when dislextic

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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