the power to turn magnetism into light

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

How about that airline food?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

I am quite mature.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Your mother just died.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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