A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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how do you win a game try your best

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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