- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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