Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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whats black? the colour

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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sfdg

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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