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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats 2+2 equal? 4

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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