- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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