What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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What's the new green? Green

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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