a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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