- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Wanna hear a joke? no

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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