- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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