XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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