- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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