- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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