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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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