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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Heskey time.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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