Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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