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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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