a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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