What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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