- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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