- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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