A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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John Cena

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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