why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Brain fart

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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