- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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