theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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What did the old man say? Im old

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Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Women's Rights

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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