- Anti Joke

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Granny porn!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)