What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Charlie Sheen

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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