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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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