- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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