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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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