- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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