A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

what do you call a black chef glendon

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Black people having a Job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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