2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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