- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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