- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

If you have a stroke, call 000

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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