Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! *David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease*

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Face...the other white meat!

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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