Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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