Fat? Jesse Z

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

A man walked into a bar owch

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

hey hey apple

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Whats green? The color green.

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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