Ms Leong Sux

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A blonde was told to go to the into the nearby swimming pool and sniff the Scratch-and-Sniff sticker on the bottom. Once at the bottom, she quickly realized that it was not a good idea and swam back to the surface.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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