- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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