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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why can't february march Because april may

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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