- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

A gay man watches football.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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