Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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