- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

A seal walks into a club.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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